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No Beaches T-Shirt

$46.00 $36.00 Sale

Legend has it this shirt was inspired by the shirt the Lochness Monster was last seen wearing in 1825. And, while we're not allowed to reveal sub-aquatic fashion trends, we can say Nessie probably didn't like beaches either.

 

  • 6 oz. American Grown SUPIMA® Cotton grown in California
  • Handmade in Peru
  • No toxic dyes or formaldehyde used
  • Pre-shrunk and treated to ensure minimal shrinkage
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    • FREE U.S. SHIPPING & RETURNS OVER $100

    Returns:

    • We gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase. Refunds are issued to the original form of payment. Orders placed with store credit can only be refunded in store credit.
    • Please note that returned merchandise must be unworn, undamaged, and unwashed.
    • Contact sunkenparadiseapparel@gmail.com to make any returns.
    Sizing Guide

    Suggested Waist Sizes for Pants

    • S = 29-31"
    • M = 31-33"
    • L = 33-35"
    • XL = 35-37"

    Tops

    • S = chest 22" x length 27"
    • M = chest 23" x length 28"
    • L = chest 24" x length 29"
    • XL = chest 25" x length 30"

    *We recommend to order your true size for an oversized look*

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    Mia Pernice
    Great Design and Customer Service

    I love my t-shirt and the art is really cool. The customer service was even better. My t-shirt came with a personalized poem, just for me.

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    Aron
    Sunken Paradise Smoothie

    Sunken Paradise is the perfect fruity blend of satire and quirkiness with a dash of altruism and a pinch of existentialist dread (thanks Redden). It goes without saying that the quality is unmatched and the style is freaky fresh.

    The “No Beaches” shirt is only a testament to the raw unadulterated creativity that flows from the mystical fountain that is Sunken Paradise. Keep it up and I’ll be broke soon enough!

    Your another one for the books. Keep it up